Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

purchase

Bristol uk. to recieve something. to own.

'...can i get a bit of purchase on that reefa?'

by Von July 15, 2003

Porch-Screaming

The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.

April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.

by Apirella of the Kind March 17, 2011

porch hog

fat bitch with no social life that suns on front porch all day like a beached whale. note this bread of women do tend to congregate then the group term becomes pod as in pod of whales.

look at that porch hog across the street.

by bigface vinny February 21, 2011

Porch Porch

Sexual activities or intercourse usually of a different sex

Yoo bro where you going?
“About to go get me some porch porch”

by Shi gee November 12, 2019

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009