3 definitions by Apirella of the Kind
The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.
April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.
by Apirella of the Kind March 2, 2011
Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.
by Apirella of the Kind October 15, 2010
Sorry about the change of plans, but I can't come out tonight as I'm having Pumpany.
Joe doesn't realize it, but Carrie only considers Joe pumpany, and not a boyfriend.
Joe doesn't realize it, but Carrie only considers Joe pumpany, and not a boyfriend.
by Apirella of the Kind February 13, 2011