Porch-Screaming 

The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.

April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.

Porch-Screaming by Apirella of the Kind March 17, 2011

Screwing the pooch 

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

Screwing the pooch by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwing the pooch 

The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.

Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!

screwing the pooch by leopold Sampsonite February 9, 2006