When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?
-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017

by Heresith May 16, 2018

A city in the south of Chile that is famously know for having the ugliest statue known to man ("Los Enamorados")
Puerto Mooooooooooooooontt me aleje de ti sin saber por que? - Puerto Montt theme song, Los iracundos 1968
by Cheelams June 5, 2024

When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
by RJ55 February 22, 2025

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018
