THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.
Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
Get the prison mug.1. A place where people are sent because they have stolen a loaf of bread to feed their families.
2. A place where people who have stolen a loaf of bread, will very infrequently run into the rich white corporate and political criminals who have murdered thousands and/or have stolen millions from people who have less than themselves. Examples: Bush Cheney Haliburton Citigroup Enron
3. A place that is occupied by a large number of harmless pot smokers.
4. A place where the corporate and political terrorists will attempt to send any liberal who opposes them.
5. A place that if there was any justice in the world would be occupied mainly by rich, white, conservatives, instead of the current occupants which are disproportionally poor and minority.
2. A place where people who have stolen a loaf of bread, will very infrequently run into the rich white corporate and political criminals who have murdered thousands and/or have stolen millions from people who have less than themselves. Examples: Bush Cheney Haliburton Citigroup Enron
3. A place that is occupied by a large number of harmless pot smokers.
4. A place where the corporate and political terrorists will attempt to send any liberal who opposes them.
5. A place that if there was any justice in the world would be occupied mainly by rich, white, conservatives, instead of the current occupants which are disproportionally poor and minority.
Shouldn't someone who starts bogus wars and murders thousands, including innocent children, be sentenced to prison and have the keys thrown away?
by greengirl123 October 29, 2006
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A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.
Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube
Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake
They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake
They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
by neoshinobi September 27, 2009
Get the Prison Handshake mug.Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube
Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual
Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others
Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual
Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others
Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.
Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.
Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.
Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.
Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.
Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016
Get the Prison dick mug.A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.
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