Proximate Schnoz

The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.

Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!

by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020

proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there

His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious

by Nat July 31, 2003

Poxy Concert

A Poxy Concert is just a campery, just camp Gnirl chat for more gorrrrgeous lavishness - It's ranges from a fun and camp chance for young perfomers to strut their stuff to a lavish huge production show with a truck full of Divas!

"Vonni's Poxy Concert showcases the local drag queen community, with occasional interstate guests and various competitions."

by HollyCost September 4, 2009

poxy docks

A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways

1. Three clubbers out at night

'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'

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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory

' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'

3. A woman nearing the menopause

'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

proxosos

A man or well developed child with deep seated fears of premature ejaculation.

Dont you dare go proxosos on me now, Timmy, I'm just getting started!

by Damaen February 22, 2003

Proxymoron

n. prox·y·mo·ron

Refers to a stupid person; a dolt, on the Internet. This person may not have any knowledge of how a computer works, even while having had one for years.

Jon is such a proxymoron. He deleted System32 just because someone on a forum told him to.

by Anon-Pseudonym May 11, 2009

proxyblock

A proxyblock is a form of cock block in which the actions of one member of your party does something particularly foolish, stupid or otherwise worthy of being called a douchebag that fucks up the game for your entire crew.

Jake "How'd the club go?"
Rick "We got proxyblocked by Tommy"
Jake "How?"
Rick "He came in with us wearing leather pants"

by Dr. Dook June 13, 2009