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porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.
Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.
by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005
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Pothead

when somone smokes an ounce or more a day.
daniel, your a pothead.
by ganga white April 8, 2006
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Pothole (Describing someone)

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.
POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes
by Potsy August 19, 2020
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pooth

A ghost, otherwise a person who shows no emotion.
Its dark, and I see a pooth.
by HC Banger March 28, 2011
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new age pothead

those who partake in smoking marijuana recreationally but work to lose the stoner/pothead label. those who are new-age smokers like to go out and experience life and do exciting activities instead of posting up on the couch for the night and eating food and sleeping.
perfect ideas for those looking to be "new age pothead"
smoking and playing frisbee.
smoking and going rock-climbing.
smoking and going swimming. (yeah i said swimming niggah, watcha gonna do about it.)
anything besides being a pile of shit on the couch
by blaze masta C October 20, 2010
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Porthos

A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.
by COGS champion. February 14, 2004
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pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.
that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.
by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007
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