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Snap Protection

A mental safeguard developed after repeated emotional stretching—especially in relationships marked by the Rubber Band Effect, where connection and distance cycle unpredictably. Snap protection is what forms when someone has been pulled back so many times they stop rebounding. It’s the internal system that prevents emotional whiplash, breakdowns, or reactive outbursts.
He used to chase every emotional rebound. Now he just observes and protects his peace. That’s snap protection.
by Briton Phillip September 5, 2025
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Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
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prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.
Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
by Dastvan April 24, 2020
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D-team Protesters

D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.
"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."
by Ras Sparkasse June 28, 2020
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shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS
random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION
by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021
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obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.
A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.
by B Zangaro January 31, 2023
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