Wonderbolts Breeding Program

A top-secret covert Equestrian government program which aims to take the top genes from stallions in Equestria Pegasus or not and privilege the highest achieving mares in the Wonderbolts to be able to produce foals who are genetically superior to eventually grow up to become Equestrian Wonderbolts themselves.

Often times however the stallions are blindfolded, restrained, and laid on their backs, and the Pegasus mare rides them, but they are not aware of the contribution they are making and even in the event it is a royal stallion in this program he still does not choose who he breeds with as all are under sedation for the process.

I heard the Equestrian Wonderbolts aren't selected from applications, they're bred to be genetically superior by the Wonderbolts Breeding Program.

by PrinceLittleMoney January 30, 2026

Delayed Entry Program

A person in their 30's (or older) who still lives with their parents and therefore delayed full adulthood. Synonymous with Peter Pan Syndrome. They have instead opted to delay living financially independent from their parents, starting their own family and/or parting with their vast collection of video games and other childhood toys. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program (for adults). Not to be confused with the program of the same name for entering the military.

Bernard hasn't left home since high school still works at the same supermarket he did in high school and is in his 30's. He has decided to sign-up for the Delayed Entry program (for grownups).

by anonymous January 1, 2025

Delayed Entry Program

A male in their 30's (or older) who lives with their parents and has never lived independently. They are content with having a job that has little to no responsibility and doesn't require a background check or drug tests. They are not sure how to attract a female, save money for the future to buy or rent their own place, nor save for their retirement. Often referred to as Peter Pan Syndrome. Ambitions tend to focus on becoming a social media influencer without any plan for how to do that. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program for adults.

Ted is in his 30's, lives at home and works part-time at a local store. He is not sure how to set goals such as move out on his own or advance in his career. He has entered the delayed entry program (for adults)

by NorwoodNative January 1, 2025

Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Mexican Space Program

Sex act- where the man buys antibiotics from a mexican liquor store, dips it in mango flavoring, vapo rub, and tajin.

The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically

“No mames wey! She’s undergoing the Mexican space program, she’s so lucky”

by Milf Examiner February 27, 2025

bigger than the program

Means you are bigger than the problem or situation that arrives; More important & belligerent belittling the person that feels offended by your actions or thoughts that has occurred during a situation that has caused a problem or friction between both parties.

She/He thought he was bigger than the program and that’s why i left them.

by lovelybri March 8, 2025