Phint

The lint that accumulates in the charger hole of your phone

I need to clean the Phint out of my phone because it won't charge.

by Pamike14 November 1, 2015

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

ten pint princess

A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.

Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

had a pint

Generally uttered after many more than one beverage. Indicates complete inebriation rather than just a single drink. Often accompanied by "having it right off".

as in

- "Man, I'm absolutely jambaxed"
- "Yup, I've had a pint myself".

by Snoop snout August 23, 2006

Paintball

one of the best sports ever made.

Paintball rules all .

by peter.pan. June 16, 2003

10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality

Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004