tits on a potato 

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

tits on a potato by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

potatoes 

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

potatoes by DaChazman September 5, 2004

potato peeling 

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.

Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??

potato peeling by syny567 March 7, 2009

burnt potato 

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡

"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"

burnt potato by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017

potato calves 

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

potato calves by FlashBulb June 5, 2003

Potato chips 

The best vegetable.

I love to eat potato chips.

Potato chips by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato 

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

Loaded Baked Potato by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009