postpal

Social networking buddy

I'm doin' well checkin' my mail from me postpal.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

postcard child

A person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal.

Bill O'Reilly is the postcard child of news anchors.

by Grammarista September 5, 2014

Pootman

Pootman is a word to describe a male with a small penis who over compensates by acting insanely confident. This confidence is all just a facade and there the all talk no game type. Normally they exgerated there skills greatly and act like a dick 90 percent of the time. The other 10 percent of the time they are sleeping alone.

Hey stay away from that dude he’s kinda a pootman.

by lil Bumpis 20 May 29, 2018

natalie portman

Israel's finest export.

Natalie Portman is one fine lookin' Jew.

by ben1 August 3, 2006

postal

The UK postal system is, like just about everything else in the UK after the socialist/communist/annarchist revolution here (not to mention the privatisation of the postal system courtesy of some money-minded old Tory crook), the laughing stock of the world. Important parcels and letters frequently go missing. I must have lost thousands of pounds worth of goods in the post in the last seven years, and it's not really surprising given that the postal workers of today don't seem to care a fig about their customers. Last year, for example, I was out when a parcel was delivered, so the parcel was returned to the depot. But, instead of making a record of it, the postman involved had simply thrown it in some storage warehouse and nobody knew where it was. It was only through persistence that it didn't join the other items which seem to be gone forever. Whilst I was in the depot, there was a woman complaining about a postman who'd forced a parcel of hers through her letterbox and, as a result, the contents of it (photos) had all been bent out of shape. I'm forever getting complaints from irate people who've never received the cheques I've sent. One of my Dad's friends used to be a postal worker and apparently, when the sacks of letters are emptied, there's always a few left behind which are disregarded. Smaller post offices are constantly being closed as centralisation takes over. You might as well just put your letter in a bottle and throw it in the nearest river.

Seller: "Where's my cheque gone?"
Buyer: "I sent it three weeks ago, but unfortunately I was stupid enough to trust the UK's postal system, so it's probably in the bin by now".

by Stormsworder November 23, 2006

natalie portman

gorgeous and smart. an awesome stripper in the movie Closer. She grew up about 30 minutes from where I live.

Natalie Portman is only like 4 years older than me or something. I could so do her!

by T Sizzle April 21, 2005

postcard

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."

Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!

by NotMyIdea January 14, 2009