making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

Postamble

The music played after the headline band is done with their set.

The postamble was an eclectic mix of free jazz and kraut rock, a good choice to end a great show.

by saynewkid August 5, 2009

Postalsexual

Someone who identifies with postalsexuality. Basically, a postalsexual is attracted to anything that has to do with mailing, stamps, and postal services. They are frequently turned on by these things. Postalsexuality is on the ace spectrum, although postalsexuals can still feel attraction to other people. It varies between every postalsexual.

Julia loved going to the post office, since she was a postalsexual.

by PostalPride June 13, 2018

postability

How easy and enjoyable a specific post is.

Portability is based off the physical location and the situation which you are in at the time you post.

Logan’s room is very postable. Postability:10/10

by lilmanjo November 17, 2019

postats

A bigtimegeekymember created by Yeat’s homie fuckkquentin. It means your ready for anything to happen and your too ÜP.

I’m a postats so stfu and get lüh krank

by YeatArchive February 9, 2022

holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.

If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!

by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010

Going Postal

verb. to suddenly transform into a mailbox

Our sex life went to hell when my husband started going postal.

by Malebox June 6, 2022