pooninny

Noun: Someone who possesses the qualities of poop...smelly...useless...stupid...idiotic...poopish.

Anna is a pooninny.

by sen garden July 22, 2009

Poonster

A man who is sexually aroused when he spots a woman, whore, slut, or sometimes even a man, that can breath. This normally occurs when an asian is born in America, but his family still speaks Chinese (preferably cantanese) at home. He is sex deprived and dreams of having sex with anyone that is an arms distance away from him but will always be a virgin.

Poonster...everyone knows one.

by Nadirade January 15, 2014

Poonis

n. The hairy strip between the anus and the balls. < Jew. Tookis + gaboingoes.

My poonis itches like a muthfucka!

by Rabbi Hoffawitz March 10, 2003

Poonis

A Poonis is a gay mans penis under certain circumstances.

Explanation:
After gay intercourse, if no condom is used, it is possible that ones penis will be covered in poo/fecal matter. Hence, poonis.

Brett: Hey bro wanna have gay sex tonight?
Ethan: Nah, I don't want a Poonis.

by Jimmy119 November 3, 2008

Poonis

A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.

Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."

Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"

Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"

by Teriaki? March 26, 2009

original poontang

.see Adam And Eve

Eve was the original hot slut!
8======D

"gotta get me some of that original poontang"

by Colon Power May 22, 2004

Poontai

Adjective - poon'tai

Descriptive of being excessively hentai with the term 'poon'

Why are you always so poontai?

by Keebin August 30, 2005