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fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004
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Police car

It's like an uber, but for black people.
Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?
by Davito The Dorito August 10, 2019
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beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".
"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"
by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013
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Police State

America, post 9/11 and hence a definitive hypocrisy
'Police state? Amrica, after the Patriot Act, which was written BEFORE 9/11 and which was always intended to be the 1984 bill
by evelyn waughfare November 26, 2003
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police woman

A woman with handcuffs who has the power to arrest you if you break the law. If she is hot.. commit a crime.
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Nigga I'm callin police

Phrase that protects you from black thugs
Nigga: Hey mufuka give me that shit or I cut yo throat

Man: Nigga I'm callin police
by Chief Nigiris October 8, 2011
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Emerson Policeman

noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."

Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
by Nat Webster April 22, 2006
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