plucking

1. a time passing activity for bored hairy people.

2.a commodity enhancing activity for pillow makers and a terrible time for live fowl

3. to twang a taught thing

I hope you washed your hands after you plucked that muff

by knickers November 6, 2004

packing

Any kind of anal sex

The guy on the bottom got his shit packed.

by Danzil October 27, 2003

Jet-packing

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting

Jet-packing: We were playing cards last night when Joe and Mary Jet-packed us, It was rancid!

by Qyark January 13, 2015

Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.

After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!

by ElJedesote March 17, 2015

Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

by Darvo June 8, 2011

Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore

Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.

Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"

by Mailman-222 Kitty lick lick January 8, 2012