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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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Verticle pinned

When someone is hair pinned and has it as verticle as possible to represent they have weed and willing to be a vender to sell some for the right price. May or may not be a dealer, but usually knows other hook ups. Generally down to smoke you out as well.
that guy is verticle pinned, he Will hook us up
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.
Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.
by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017
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katherine pineda

Beautiful, insecure, sad but sometimes happy, loves you, cute, will not lie to you as long as you show that you care. Could be a great friend, laughs at a lot of things, Great kisser, soft lips, will always have your back and is down to get in trouble for you or take any pain for you.lastly she is caring.
by BXBY_$QVID666 January 29, 2018
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four pinter

A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.
What about her?

Four pinter at best.

Harsh, dude.
by Shuaman February 12, 2018
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