petscort

When you move around the house late at night and all your pets go secret service mode and escorts you to wherever, back to your bedroom, then stare at you awkwardly until you get back in bed.

I really wish these needy dogs would chill the fuck out and stop petscorting me every time I have to piss.

by BootStewLeonard January 5, 2021

Piers’d

When you ghost someone and they proceed to obsess over you and analyse every move you make.

I ghosted him and then he Piers’d me for a month

by J Fergie March 10, 2021

Pierson Paul

He’s funny and really sweet

I like Pierson Paul he’s funny and really sweet

by Jdhsbzjab March 11, 2021

Peets Mistake

Playing the game of Risk while not being properly caffeinated, ones attack takes a path where ones own occupations block winning the game.

You better not skip Madagascar before leaving Africa with your army. You wouldn't want to pull a Peets Mistake!

by Timbo Slice 77 April 22, 2021

Peetsky

Smoke pot drink beer an getting laid

Lil Jonny told an his teacher that he is going peetsky

by NYght RYder 88 May 18, 2021

Phetsamong

A gentle man with good humor, who doesn't take things very seriously. Wears nothing but patterned shirts or other top line clothing. Likes to order food for others, but will never eat a bite himself. Says he doesn't care, but he cares a lot. Especially about shoes - he likes to socialize in his stylish footwear. Everybody needs a friend named Phetsamong

Phetsamong is so cool! What a chill guy

by DaRealMVPofthe90s May 27, 2021

piershairdye

A splatoon tik toker that disappeared from both tik tok and discord twice. He also says "what the fuck" to weird things.

Oh, it seems like piershairdye disappeared from tik tok and discord again... is he alive?

by BruhMad333 August 4, 2021