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Parker Pratt

He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!

Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
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Parkered

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕
Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!
by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020
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parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
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Parker Riley

Internet personality, journalist, Tiktok star, Singer, and talk show host.
Did you see what Parker Riley just released? You never know what he’s gonna do! He’s so funny!
by Irish egg snakdkjfwn March 23, 2021
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Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
He was being such a parker express the other night.
by ant14029 March 12, 2021
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Parker

Parker is the hottest person and the coolest person I know
by cLout is a qt April 14, 2021
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parbder

Parbder is a general word used to refer to an object or person.
by Paul McMinotaur May 6, 2021
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