Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 7, 2024

hannie palmer

When you jack your meat with your hands

I hannie palmer last night

by Lojtysewr May 8, 2024

Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore

1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!

by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024

William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.

“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”

by Steven Hong November 21, 2021

Palmer

Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.

I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.

by Biscuit601 November 21, 2021

Arnold Palmer

A half white and half black baby, often seen on sidewalks of busy roads pushed in a stroller by a (often fat) white girl wearing pajama pants in broad daylight; The father nowhere to be seen.

I was driving through Dundalk the other day and saw 3 Arnold Palmer babies in 30 minutes!

by mcniggleston November 29, 2021

Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021