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Padoquewados

Padequewados, wanna smoke a bowl?
by pEacEout December 18, 2004
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Paedinecro

A person who fornicates with deceased children.
Jon: My son Timmy died last fall, I think I'm gonna dig him up and have sex with him.

(This would be an example of incest Paedinecrophilia)
by Jon the sick kid November 10, 2006
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paedofrenia

Paedophile with skitzofrenia. Bastardization of plugsocket.
Oh get help! You got Paedofrenia! ASSHAT!
by roart. February 19, 2009
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paedogonk

one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.
luke "shirtless" "paedogonk" nicolaou
by paedogonk April 27, 2010
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Paedotache

The thin, feint moustache as displayed by somebody who hasn't shaved for a few days.
-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now

-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!

- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
by dgh938peg April 26, 2011
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paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
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paedolimb

An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.
John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.
by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013
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