A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
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Me: IT december project
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Based on a true story.
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To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.
Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.
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Get the bleach-paint the ghetto project mug.An Analouge Horror ARG based around 4 dinguses called Redd, Melody, Frost, and Rodney. I could tell you the lore, but you can find out for yourself. It originated as a FNaF fangame (I think Redd and the Rockstars?) but then evolved into a Scratch ARG and then evolved into a game that functions like Andy's Apple Farm (Redd and Friends: The Birthday Bash) and also had a YouTube series planned alongside it but then that got scrapped and now it's a YouTube series, and the game (Still called Redd and Friends: The Birthday Bash) will no longer function like Andy's Apple Farm. I hope that's a good enough summary for you. Also, Episode One of The Falovo Project is currently not out. Cry about it.
Person 1: hey have you watched The Falovo Project Episode One yet?
Person 2: nah how about you?
Person 3: all of you stfu it's not out yet
Person 2: nah how about you?
Person 3: all of you stfu it's not out yet
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"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart
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Get the jimmy protector mug.to drop ones trousers (or legwear) promptly yell "yaks are go" pull up the trousers and continue as if nothing happened.
this should only occur upon hearing the words "project Y" when these are heard anyone who knows about the project must complete the aforesaid actions. no matter the location.
this should only occur upon hearing the words "project Y" when these are heard anyone who knows about the project must complete the aforesaid actions. no matter the location.
by scary steve January 6, 2010
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