Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
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LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
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LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
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You: Ask me anymore questions and I plead the 5th!
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Get the plead the 5th mug.A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.
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Get the Wake Forest pledge night mug.1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
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