Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020
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Mini-Plan

A small plan to hook up as FWB and no commitments
Yeah, her and I have a mini-plan
by Dave Frit March 12, 2021
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Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.
What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.
by gregben September 19, 2023
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planned superiority

The process in which a manufacturer continues to degrade a product (such as a computer, program, or operating system) with the intentions of increasing the value of older versions of the product after a certain period of time, in order to fuck with newer consumers who don’t know any better. It has both advantages and disadvantages for the producer where less effort is required but it results in lower consumer satisfaction for long term customers; as well as for the consumer where an understanding of how the product works is easier as there is objectively less product, but the product is less powerful than previous versions.
Man, I heard that Microsoft is thinking of removing half of the settings on the Control Panel without even bothering to migrate them to their new barely functional Settings application. That’s planned superiority for ya.
by xXx_LilJimmy21_xXx April 15, 2021
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Plan B

Proceed to the next step if Plan A doesn't work.
1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
by BAMF ERMD June 07, 2022
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Plan B

1) When a female is the last resort when all else fails.

#doormat #backup #bitch
"That bitch Rashelle pssh she a plan b with main bitch emotions"
by TippToppTinaa August 20, 2019
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Man Planning

When a man makes a plan but doesn’t get any details.
Friend 1: I’m excited to see you tonight!

Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
by Meekerella July 07, 2018
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