Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

pentoute

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever

boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Pentofted

As in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. They say "Hey" and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. That person then cuts in to your conversation with another "Hey" and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.

Them - "hey!"
You - "Hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up......."
Them "Tja John Pentoft här"
You, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
"Oh man you just been Pentofted"

by JIvey October 3, 2013

pindot

Philippino slang word "to finger"

Man I wanted to iyot that girl last night but she only let me pindot her

by Pavelski8 April 26, 2015

Pictouesque

A state of nervousness created by a growing amount of evidence which suggests that an otherwise coherent and wise individual might have WAAAAY too many skeletons in the closet for your comfort level.

"I mean, I want to trust the guy. I really do. He says all the right things. But did you hear about the babysitter? That shit is just too Pictouesque for me bro.

by Ol' Durty Gasser June 14, 2017

pictosophlosionym

(Pic-toe-so-flo-she-O-nim)

A word that you are expected to understand but it doesn't mean anything

Bob: You hear about the new scabadablooblewits?
Bobette: What?
Bob: The scabadablingowal!
Bobette: Huh?
Bob: The Skippitywobblefits!
Bobette: Is that a Pictosophlosionym?
Bob: Yes...

by UnsocialGamer November 18, 2017

pineoclean

Is to be rude or to ignore someone!!!

It is also to be left on read or your message not to be opened

Pineoclean: Message not been opened by someone

by Pineoclean89 June 2, 2018