pigeontech

Trying to talk technical when you have the technical ability of a plank of wood. A bit like Pigeon English but anything technical in any language.

Someone is talking to the PCFella from the IT support desk and doesn't want to sound like a total newbie to computers so starts talking PigeonTech.

"I hit the Windows Office Button because all my stuff is neatly organised in their and thats what I do at home when I want to check my ebay."

by Colin Griffiths February 28, 2008

Pigeon

You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.

Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"

by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014

Dick Pigeon

A girl who goes from guy to guy just for the hell of it. Also pigeons will scavenge for anything and are known to be the homeless beggars of the bird world, so a dick pigeon will go for any dick. Some would call this a whore but Dick Pigeon sounds more interesting.

Wow that girl up on the fourth floor is such a dick pigeon

by Douggie Fresh February 11, 2008

injured pigeon

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.

Brenda went to the emergency room after giving a INJURED PIGEON.

by Sugger September 30, 2007

homing pigeon

An intelligent breed of pigeon with natural homing abilities. Although its navigational method is still somewhat of a mystery, it is thought to use the planet's magnetic field. They can be trained to return to home from hundreds of miles away. They were used in World War I and World War II to carry messages, some of which saved thousands of lives. Some famous war birds include, "GI Joe" and "Cher Ami." Today, homing pigeons are flown in a popular racing sport in which they compete from up to one thousand miles away.

Homing pigeons are released in Ohio and arrive home in Massachusetts the same day.

by DomPij March 19, 2005

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

Pigeon

When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.

Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.

by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009