paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

by 6699442200 June 28, 2020

spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

painted gezabelle

An old fashioned term for a prostitute. Often used in old literary work.

"The painted Gezabelle waited on the dark gloomy street corner for a gentleman to kindly escort her home with him".

by Dinah Mildon October 22, 2004

candy paint

Shiny paint on a car, glossed to a shiny finish.

"It's bout syrup and candy paint, you see us choppin for miles"

by dont gimme no bammer weed December 15, 2008

paint brush

An instrument used for painting.

I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.

by Egbert October 18, 2003

Dumb as paint

A.) it is when someone is so dumb that they serve as much of a purpose in life as paint does. B.) also it means to score the same on an IQ test as a jar of paint and since a jar of paint can't take the test neither can you.

My Speech Communications teacher is as Dumb as paint .

by Scott Farrell November 6, 2005

War Paint

To put on war paint one must perform oral sex on a menstruating woman with a tampon inserted. With all the pieces in place, the man removes the tampon from the womans vagina by grabbing the string of the tampon with his teeth. Once he has the tampon firmly clenched in his jaws, the individual proceeds to shake his/her head back and forth from right to left in order to administer the "war paint." (Braveheart style except for the hue of the paint is red instead of blue...hahaha, paint)

It was that time of the month for Jimmy's woman so he decided to go on the offensive and get his war paint on for the time of battle.

by Joel D May 6, 2008