P A N D A!

P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me

-Minty

P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty

by SHADOWHOT January 5, 2020

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym

"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.

by xanadont69 March 5, 2023

D.A.P

Direct Anal Punch, or D.A.P, is the action of directly punching someone in the ass, making contact with the Anus.

"How did the fight go?"

"Good, I D.A.P'ed that bitch, won't be able to shit for a week."

by MacADelliot June 19, 2016

D.A.P

Dry ass pussy

I'm so sorry that Cardi b and Megan Thee Stallion have a W.A.P and sign about it, when you have a D.A.P

by Bad bleep. September 5, 2020

D.A.P

opposite of WAP. Dry ass pussy

Angelo has a d.a.p

by gelojelo September 6, 2020

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

D in P

Means drunk in public.

I got arrested for D in P last night.

by Captain Dungheap June 14, 2006