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Open Net Syndrome (ONS) 

ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.
My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.
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open eye kisser 

someone that kisses with their eyes open.
i heard Aj was an open eye kisser..

Oh thats kinda weird.
open eye kisser by hahahahloserr December 3, 2022

open the noor 

a meme that was shot on a ring cam

open ended straight 

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof
"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

open relationship 

A " slut", probably has every STD to " mankind". In other words.. a " nasty" girl. :) A girl who can't commit, and likes to steal other people's crushes/ boyfriends and acting promiscious to " spite" because because she has a " black heart". Someone you deffo don't want to be around with, or be friends with. She'll steal your man, and sleep with her and back stab you, and provoke fights and tell lies about you. Also known as a " ghetto chick".
Jaque is a nasty girl, she's trying to win Jason's heart while she's in a open relationship. He's rejected her thousands of times due to being dirty, and hideous to the sight. He likes Angela for her mind, and not her body. It's also her Destiny. It's her father/ husband. It's Destiny's Child.
open relationship by Minialba03 September 1, 2016

Open Gangnam Style 

The purpose of using the rhetoric phrase to give false praise to someone who has done something or said something completely irrelevant for attention.
Tina wrote:
I have these new wedding dresses that make me look like a complete utter princess with a nice clock necklace, I think I am going to go to the butchers with it and ask for and a free streak.

Dl337 wrote:
Open gangnam style!
Open Gangnam Style by Semi.One October 3, 2012

open-book wasted 

Being so wasted that all inhibitions are lowered to the point where a person says anything and everything that comes to their mind creating an effect known as an "open book"
What did u expect me to say, i was open-book wasted