Office Grizzly N.

Office Grizzly N. (ô f s gr z l )
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.

Nothing was accomplished due to the Office Grizzly’s attacks.

by Imajica21 May 10, 2005

Office Hit List

A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.

By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

office hot

Some who is: Office Hot, is a women, usually in the workplace like an office. She gains a few extra points out of 10 in her hotness rating, this is because she does not have much competition from other women in the office when judging her attractiveness.

Any hot women where you work? Or are they just office hot?

I had a wank over this girl in work. I've just seen her down the supermarket and I now feel disgusted with myself.

by Pizza Man 26 May 22, 2018

official myspace pose

its when you take a picture of just your head with the peace sign turned to the right and your lips are puckered. and you put that picture on myspace

"everyone has a picture of themselves with the official myspace pose!"

by carisaa January 9, 2008

Office Kermit

this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.

Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

OffaKnockin

"knock it off" in tweaker lingo, used when excited and flustered. Usually screamed at high volumes repeatedly.

in dead ackward silence OFFAKNOCKIN KNOCKIN KNOCKIN!!! or, in response to a diss oh yeah, well offaknockin! "just offaknockin"

by QueenOtheDiss April 14, 2009

Office Leapfrog

Usually occurs at work and is started when someone moves out of an office for whatever reason. Now someone wants to move into the recently vacated office because it is better than the one they are in. There is usually a window involved. Then someone else wants to move into the office vacated by the that person.

Dept head: Bob has retired and Tom will be taking his place. Can you move Tom's computer into Bob's old office and move Steve's computer into Tom's old office.

Tech guy: The office leapfrog never stops around this place.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009