norwegian skank

The opposite of the popular english definision. A Norwegian skank is a young female of usually a higher class, with good hygiene and an exclusive clothing style. She may look like a prestine girl with a good renomé at school or work, but on the weekends and at parties she is basically a slut. She highlights her sexual sides and hunts down the hottest guys for a single hookup. She is not looking for a relationship. A Norwegian skank can be seen as a girl with a split personality. Nice in public, but a bitch and nymphomaniac at parties.

"Have you seen the russegirls from Eiker and Drammen? They are some real norwegian skanks."

Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"

by Angrynorwegian January 25, 2017

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

Kryppin (Norwegian)

Et lite sted/Et lite hus.

Kryppin (Norwegian): Jeg eier bare et lite hus.

by whoopwhooop May 2, 2011

Norwegian backdraft

When you surprise anal some one, and they projectile shit all over you

Sorry love, that's called a Norwegian backdraft

by Illkhemist July 3, 2021

Norwegian Storm

When having sexual intersperse with a girl and squirts an at upwards trajectory and it comes down on you like rain.

Dude I fucked her last Wednesday and she pulled an accidental Norwegian Storm!

by moon237 October 27, 2021

Norwegian Sledgehammer

when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.

Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!

by cheekyboi01 May 14, 2020

Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.

“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”

by The ass blaster99 August 1, 2021