noncert

A concert or other live performance where the performer is not actually performing (lip synching) or is only hologram.

Breht: When I was in Japan, I went to the Hatsune Miku Live concert. You know where the performer is actually a hologram.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.

Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.

by NewWordShow.com January 17, 2011

Nonce

Acronym - Not Of Normal Criminal Element.

Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.

That bloke is a nonce.

by Dubsparx August 21, 2016

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016

Nonce

This is from UK Slang, and it means "Not of Normal Criminal element", a paedophile just so you know, a lot of English people use it and sometimes say it to their mates. You don't really want to be called it, so yeah, just watch out :)

"Person 1: That Jimmy Saville bloke was a right nonce, disgusting man"
"Person 2: He was!"

by PluginUK March 3, 2017

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

nonce

Another word for Paedophile.

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."

by E.L James July 27, 2017

nonce

UK Slang

Slang for a Pedophile.

"Brandon's a right Nonce!"

by I WILL SHREK U M9 November 20, 2017