non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

non-descript burger

After a long day of drinking, when one is feeling on the edge of starvation, you are on a search for something quick and easy to eat.

"On the way home, what would you like to eat"
"I would like to have a non-descript burger, now."

by Gum Face April 27, 2009

non-poser-ness

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

by panwaffles January 9, 2010

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

non-yum

1.not yummy

2.unpleasant taste

3. straight up nasty

David: omg this food is nasty, did you make this??

Cori: no, i bought it O_O

David: lets take it back its sooo non-yum

Cori: for real...

by DangerxRadio September 26, 2010

non-stein

Adjective used to describe a concept or skill that does not require the IQ of Albert Einstein to master or relate.

Also used to describe an individual whose public persona is intellectually sub-par.

Her grasp of foreign policy was uberly non-stein.

That candidate just proved that her IQ is totally non-stein.

by yarnspinnererer October 21, 2010