Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking

Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny

by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024

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Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.

Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.

by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020

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Hank Boontz

The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.

Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.

Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.

Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.

Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.

Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!

Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.

Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.

Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.

Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?

Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.

Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*

Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.

Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.

Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

by Hank Boontz May 05, 2021

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