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The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.
Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!
by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025
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Norwegian Bell Thrust

When you make the white bitch legally intoxicated so you can bend her over in front of your annoying coworker.
“Aye bro, you got the alc? I’m tryna Norwegian Bell Thrust fyneshit in front of this annoying twink.”

Yeah bro, I got you.”

“Bet bro.”
by Rosa Parks is the goat March 25, 2025
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Norwegian

A homosexual zoo animal with one half of a braincell, who's only contribution to this planet is selling oil and creating brain rot words that infest the greatest nation on our planet AMERICA!!!!
American: "you, are, a, NORWEGIAN!!, get the skibidi toilet out of here with your ohio rizz, baby gronk looking ass"

Norwegian: "jeg kommer for å spise ut gyaten din, kom hit du ohio levende skibidi tøs, la meg stjele oljen din og gi deg litt av min ohio skibidi rizz"
by Skibidi king April 1, 2025
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Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.
by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025
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Norwegian Butt Scam

Getting scammed by a popular company then getting your butt taken by a Norwegian nigga
My homie dexter got hit with the Norwegian butt scam.
by 1neHorNy_NigGer June 10, 2025
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Norwegian Pincer

A Connect-4 move that involves 3 horizontal tokens in a row with two empty valid places next to the row of tokens. Since the other player cannot win, it serves as a signpost for loserville for the other player.
"Damn, he hit me with the Norwegian Pincer" - Other Player
by Jyenormous May 19, 2024
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Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.
I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.
by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021
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