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Pedo

veer is a pedo
by yourmum13579 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Pedomug.

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*
mugGet the ur uncle pedomug.

Pedo

A pedo ( peadophile ) is someone that wears socks to bed
Being pedo is not acceptable behaviour
by Fuckyursocks August 2, 2020
mugGet the Pedomug.

pedo

i saw a ton of pedos the other day i loved playing with them
by anonymous September 23, 2022
mugGet the pedomug.

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
mugGet the Gyro-Pedo Kidnappermug.

Pixar Pedo

An ugly little man who has sexual needs towards children who watch Pixar movies. He can usually be found peering into their living room windows spying on them. However, there have not been any kidnappings reported. He tries to avoid any confrontation from adults.

Note: he usually wears glasses and his only diet intake is large bottles of Pepsi Max.
Mommy found him! He was looking for us when we were away on the school trip. The Pixar Pedo!

That dude sure is creepy

I shouted at the Pixar Pedo and he scurried off into the night, I’ve never seen that freak since
by Wellington101 November 17, 2018
mugGet the Pixar Pedomug.

paddy pedo

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO
by u stank July 18, 2020
mugGet the paddy pedomug.

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