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Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.
Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!
by Chad December 17, 2003
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Nappleton

A bite-sized nap, often taken on lunch hours or before a night out. These are particularly restorative if enjoyed to combat a violent hangover.
Josh: "Dude, I'm so fucking exhausted after last night!"

Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."

Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"

Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."
by J Montrachet April 9, 2011
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Nippy Toe

When you tip toe quietly sneaking up behind your girl and your reach around and give both her nipples a pinch and a tweek yelling Nippy Toe at the same time.

Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.
Roger snuck up on Rachel and gave her a Nippy Toe. He tweeked them nips so good he made em hard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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nappity

it mean you need a nappity nap nap nap nap nap nap nap
i need a nappity nap nap nap nap nap nap nap
by whydontwe259 December 7, 2018
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nappz

1)fuck nappz and all they dead homies

2) oh he's from nappz lets rob him for all his valuable possessions
by Hxxvacrip52tho March 22, 2019
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NAPPOWX

Nonsense
And
Poop
Pleases
Oranges
With
Xylophones
NAPPOWX
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 1, 2021
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Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.
by pablowisdom September 10, 2016
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