Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Mistication

The act of converting into another religion because the current Religion of that particular person does not allow it.

Maha misticated to eat pork.
Johan did a mistication to believe one and only God.

by FeralDetra March 29, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

mastiss

A female that lives in the mastic/Shirley area of Long Island. Mastiss' tend to have a lust for cheap booze, cheap reservation cigarettes and mid 90's ford Taurus'. They tend to either be slightly overweight while stuffed into cheap Kmart jeans or crackhead skinny with purple hair, random bad face piercings and poor dental hygeine. Usually unwed with a child or two.

Damn! Look at those mastiss' over there sitting on the hood of that rotted '93 taurus. They're sharing a bottle of thunderbird and some clipped rez smokes!"

by Jerry Haglividi May 21, 2024

mistium

nerd

you are literally mistium

by mistium June 7, 2024

Misting

To urinate delicately.

I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.

by BLT85022 September 28, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024