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cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives
Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1
by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018
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Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.
An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.
by malici January 5, 2011
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whole motor mule

Do you have the whole motor mule for the camp out?
by hootnholler May 12, 2014
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Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.
Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.
by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022
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Muling

A word to describe a woman that is so horrifyingly ugly that she is hard to look at, someone who is Muling which is frequently used by massive individuals. Muling can not be used when the woman is above a 5/10 or has massive bunds.
Mate that girl you were cracking on with was Muling mush, sort it out
by Biceps Jones July 25, 2022
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Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023
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unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation
I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule
by Darth Damo July 7, 2017
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