Mary Kay-mmuter

A female who applies her makeup while commuting to work.

I was driving to work this morning in rush hour, and this bimbo was putting on her face while driving to work. Mary Kay-mmuters kill me.

by Mitchell E. October 20, 2010

montessori

school for special handicap children that cannot pass regular school, and find this alternate way instead of dropping out. most commonly known for the school with children that play with theyre turtles.

i go to a montessori school.
thats nice.. go play with ur turtle.

by ksharp January 24, 2005

Montenegro

A Montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
Different nationalities mean different ranks.

Sam = uber 1337!1! = Southern Uzbekistani-Montenegro
Geoff = 1337!1! = Scandinavian-Montenegro
Lachlan = n00b!1! = Ethiopian-Montenegro
Gary = Doosh(dousche)Bag = Swahili-Montenegro

by .: MoUsE :. September 1, 2004

edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.

I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

by Diana Cid May 3, 2005

montenegro

A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.

Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?

Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.

by Jasna February 14, 2004

montenegro

If there are any americans describing Montenegro here, they are liars. I drove a military escort to the border of Montenegro and americans aren't allowed in that country.

Starting five miles out, you'll see signs that say, "Turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border." Then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.

by Former Soldier. May 25, 2010

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006