mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012

no molesto

What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.

17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.

by _-Chuck-_ April 26, 2014

Corn molest

When someone sticks there fingers up your but and pinch twist and pull

I Just got corn molested

by Noahboasnake April 20, 2018

Glorious Modesto

A dope town in Central Valley California where rap star's grandma's celebrate their 100th birthdays in style and other glorious things are happening!

Yo, it's my gramama's bday soon. I'm gonna take her out for a Glorious Modesto celebration.

by Kpin10 December 1, 2018

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

Moderately Modest

When an individual, generally referring to women, dresses modest but not excessively. Dressing moderately modest includes; not revealing cleavage, wearing shorts/skirts/dresses not much higher than mid thigh, allowing some belly to show.

Sarah is wearing a crop top and high waisted jeans. She always wears cute moderately modest outfits.

by moonlightfox November 15, 2021