mobile veil jail

When one is forced to wear a burka veil, niqab part of the veil, chadri, purdah (face curtain) or other face covering by (1) social convention, (2) one's husband, (3) one's religion, one can be said to be in a mobile veil jail. Often those that wear the veil jail do so because of fear of reprisal or social ostracization or punishment. Since the person wearing the jail veil is generally allowed to move about in society only while wearing the veil it is thus a mobile veil jail. In some Islamic cultures the woman's face is considered "the most tempting part of her body, because what people look at most is the face" and is "awrah, aka intimate parts, which must be covered" as ordered by fatwa. The pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages belief that the woman's face is an intimate part of her body and can only be seen by her husband or family or woman friends, out of fear that any man that sees her will want to be tempted to rape her thus they jail her for her own protection in a twisted perversion of protecting her by encasing her in cloth coverings. Some women claim to voluntarily wear their mobile veil jails out of respecting their culture or religion or faith, however that just indicates that they are captives and as such are not free. In many western and even Islamic countries the mobile veil jail is not permitted in public in part to prevent the literal covering up of physical abuse by family members. Some ultra-orthodox Jewish women wear the burqa as a symbol of protecting chastity.

Oh look the women there are all sewn up in mobile veil jails which they likely don't have any choice about it for fear if they don't wear them they'll get beaten by their husbands or stoned to death; they think that they'll be pounced upon and raped by the first male to see them; wearing a mobile veil jail is like they are still living in the pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages.

by pwvl October 9, 2010

boner mobile

A huge dick that you see driving around New York City. People often jump on it and hitch a ride. It is approximately 48 feet long and is very slippery. George Bush has been found riding it often.

Let's go to New York City so we can ride the boner mobile!

by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Poser Mobile

A group of goofy white boyz who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

White guy 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.

by Mark755 December 28, 2005

Mobile Legends

LoL copycat, is played by toxic kids who thinks they are pro at moba games(they are not), very popular at indonesia

FUCKIN PAY 2 WIN GAME LIKE WTF ITS A MOBA

Toxic kid:"Wow im very pro at this game!"
Real Gamer:"What do you play?"
Toxic kid:"I play Mobile Legends"
Real Gamer: *gunfire sound*

by Emperana May 30, 2018

bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".

Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.

by Deserita September 12, 2007

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.

Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!

by Meng October 7, 2004