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nigger missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or old english.
Tyrone and I was thirsty, so we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.
by Big Tutty July 10, 2023
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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea
I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors
by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023
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Sunny missile

A piss which is suddenly and uncontrollably released after holding it in for a while
Today I was stuck in traffic on my way to work. I didn't use the toilet before leaving the house so I had to let out a sunny missile right on my leather car seats.
by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024
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Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile
by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024
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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 11, 2024
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