Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 November 02, 2011
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 12, 2011
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Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
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midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.
by StagHunter January 01, 2020
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Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.
Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.
by Forest Jester July 30, 2019
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Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.
"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"
by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019
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E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021
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