Skip to main content

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
by Leesydney November 17, 2010
mugGet the Text Message One Night Stand mug.

Messy Grube

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.
Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.
by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005
mugGet the Messy Grube mug.
Related Words

sessy messy

the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.

trying to make the phrase seem sexier.
by indieryn June 3, 2010
mugGet the sessy messy mug.

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
by lazirus July 6, 2004
mugGet the Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song mug.

message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.
Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!
by Violetly N October 21, 2008
mugGet the message bombing mug.

messapy

messapy derives from the words 'mess', as in "you're a mess" and 'therapy', as in the treatment of something. messapy, therefore, is the treatment of messes. Messes are usually personal in nature but can run the gamut to include just about anything.
Silvio's girlfriend is cheating on him with his sister. Jeez, they ALL need messapy.
by EJY October 16, 2008
mugGet the messapy mug.

sext messages

Text messages of an erotic nature. The sms version of phone/cyber sex
We were exchanging sext messages all last night. It was really hot. She's such a tease though...
by Stina-bioch! November 27, 2007
mugGet the sext messages mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email