merked

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

by historical1 April 8, 2009

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

merked

To be rapped about in an uncalled for way.

"Yo, that bitch is a sket, she got caught back at ma yard givin' ma dad head."
Woah, she got merked.

by Porky-Dorky October 18, 2008

Mercedes

Well first of all she is a Amazing Person, A loving Girlfriend and A wonderful sister. She is very talkative when she knows you but shy when she first Meets you. She always get jealous very often

Did you see Mercedes today

Him: yea I did- goddamn she thicc

by Timmy TURNING June 2, 2021

merked

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

"i just merked that kids bike"
"some 1 just merked my wallet"
"my boges got merked"

by bobbyboi1 April 19, 2006

Mercedes Leon

A Cuban-American girl with Dutch affiliations. Usually a trouble maker, non comformist a closet rebel.

Mercedes Leon- also known as Mercerdita, a tender cuban pig.

by Nootje February 4, 2010

Meredith

She is a T-H-O-R. She has blue/green eyes and blonde hair.sHe TaLkS lIkE tHiS. and she is coolllll.

have you seen meredith
yeah dude shes a T-H-O-R

by Idontknowbro123321 December 27, 2019