mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

melonball

A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.

Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.

by AnthemOne July 2, 2006

melonidous

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)

"omg guys i have melonidous"

by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

Melon123

A fat guy that no life's League of Legends, with a neck beard and a stomach larger than Jabba the hut.

"That's a melon123 right there."

by MadTom123 December 14, 2013