Coda Mayo

A person who likes dicks stuck in there ear.

Are you a fucking Coda Mayo?

by Lake808 October 27, 2022

sweat mayo

To sweat excessively when put on the spot.

1. John didn't prepare and began to sweat mayo in front of the class.
2. I was sweating mayo trying to explain the situation to the cops.

by teskar August 15, 2022

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Cinco de Mayo

A date wear Mexican's celebrate kicking out Spanish and French people out of there Country.

Happy Cinco de Mayo Aren't you happy we kicked out those Spanish and French people.

by Bear-3 January 6, 2019

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010