mayo ranger

White Park Ranger

Damn mayo ranger, give me a ticket for vandalizing plants.

by Van Diesel June 13, 2023

mayo papayo

musTURD but alive

i love my mayo papayo with 2% milk 🍼

by pranni July 10, 2023

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.

1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025

“Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.

1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

by burdenVS August 5, 2024

Aromat-mayo

-a person that is as bland as fuck

-seriously no personality at all

-synonym to npc

„Sie isch zwar cute aber so richtig aromat-Mayo personality“

by Al3saaaa June 6, 2024