Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"

This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

too much mayonnaise

Too Many White People!

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise

by Clevelands Own June 5, 2019

gotta make mayonnaise

Masturbate using lotion

Bye gotta make mayonnaise

by Samson43 December 5, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

magcon

A bunch of untalented people go around the us also know as fagcon

Smart Guy: did you hear about fagcon coming to our state
Other Smart Guy: yeah magcon is stupid

by shshshsbshsnwjshaja July 20, 2015

Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 1, 2019